| Cats look harmless enough, they’re fluffy | | | | take this as a silent, passive warning of |
| balls of fur and they make great companions, but | | | | what’s to come. |
| do keep in mind that cats project a wide variety | | | | Kneading Your Stomach with Its Paws |
| of personalities and behaviors just like humans do. | | | | If your cat has been spending a lot of time |
| Mental illness isn’t just reserved for the | | | | kneading your belly, don’t assume that he |
| human populations and just like some disturbed | | | | she is just showing you a little love. Your cat is |
| cold-blooded human killers would love nothing | | | | likely searching your internal organs for signs of |
| more than to slowly crush your bones with a | | | | poor health or weakness. |
| custom car grill, the same can be said of some | | | | Pawing at Your Face during the Night |
| cats. If your cat’s behavior has been a little | | | | Cats simply don’t have the physical strength |
| off lately, he or she might be plotting your death. | | | | or stamina required to smother a human to |
| Keep an eye out for some of the classic signs | | | | death, but that won’t stop them from trying. |
| below. | | | | If this has been happening on a regular basis, I |
| Constant and Redundant Litter Box Shoveling | | | | would suggest keeping your bedroom door locked |
| After doing his/her business does you cat spend | | | | at night just in case. |
| an excessive amount of time moving and digging | | | | Falling Asleep on Your Computer |
| around piles of litter? This is not a good sign. Your | | | | Cats are well aware of the superior technology |
| cat is most likely preparing and practicing its body | | | | that humans are able to manipulate. If your cat |
| burying skills. | | | | has been spending a lot of time sleeping on |
| Parading Dead Animals around the House | | | | communicative electronics like your computer, it is |
| Should your cat start bringing dead mice or birds | | | | likely he/she may be trying to disrupt your |
| into the house or leaving them on your doorstep, | | | | communication to the outside world. |